You wanna know the worst thing that’s ever happened here in the four years I’ve been working here? It was when an owl attacked Eleanor Gillespie’s head because it thought that her hair was a nest.
What I’m looking for in a guy
- looks like the bad guy
- actually is the best
- is a hot dad
- punches people 24/7
- wears tight pants
- is a hot dad
- hopper
- I’m looking for Jim hopper
sorry I wasn’t in the mood to be a person today, sorry I forgot to keep a conversation, sorry my soul needs ironing. give me a moment, a day or a so. it’ll be good. I’ll brush my hair and change my clothes. I’ll laugh a lot. I’ll say important things. it’ll be good.
(via pretentious-fvck)